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July 28, 2021
A refraction is a test done by your eye doctor to determine if glasses will make you see better. The charges for a refraction are covered by some insurances but not by all. For example, Medicare...

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1. Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind?  It hit him right out of the purple!

2. What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the grinder?  He made a spectacle of himself.

3. Why is our staff so amazing?  They were all bright pupils!

4. Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses?  It lost all of its contacts.

5. What did one pupil say to the other?  I’m dilated to meet you.

6. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?  A Spec-Tater!

7. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?  An optical Aleutian.

8. What was the innocent lens’s excuse to the policeman?  "I’ve been framed, officer!"

9. Where is the eye located?  Between the H and the J.

10. Where does bad light end up?  In Prism!

 

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optometrist, eye doctor, South Portland, ME

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743 Broadway
South Portland, ME 04106
Phone: (207) 799-3031   Fax: (207) 799-9005

Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri: 8:00am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5:30pm

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July 28, 2021
A refraction is a test done by your eye doctor to determine if glasses will make you see better. The charges for a refraction are covered by some insurances but not by all. For example, Medicare...